Family Gathering

The joke is that my last name is "Finch." Hence, my family gathering would be full of society finches. Fucking gold.

"Oh, I see you brought some pasta!" one of the finches would say, "just leave it on the table with the birdseeds, bread, and punch!"

Honestly the night would be slightly less awkward than actual family gatherings. Birds can't make the "g" sound, so none of them would be able to ask if I have a girlfriend yet.