Halloween Talking Goast

This is a goast that talks to you when you click on him. It may take a moment to load (~2MB file), and you'll probably just see a white screen while it does that. When you see the goast, just click him and he'll say words. Many of his phrases are randomly generated and intelligence is not guaranteed.


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I wrote all of the hard-coded quotes, as well as the random phrase generator. I got the words for the random sentence generator from wordlist.sourceforge.net . The art is also me.
However, I pretty much just pasted those things on top of a (what I hope was open source) text-to-speech library's demo. The source code for this - which is pretty much just that text-to-speech project's code with a bit of mine tacked on is at dl.dropbox.com/u/9844097/goast…
You have a 70% chance of getting a phrase I hand-wrote, and a 30% chance of getting something that may or may not be gibberish. Yay!

All credit goes to everyone except me because all I did was stupid and all everyone else did was amazing. Promote free software!